"...The flonker dips his dwile-tipped "driveller" (a pole 2–3 ft long made from hazel or yew) into a bucket of beer, then spins around in the opposite direction to the girters and flonks his dwile at them.
If the dwile misses completely it is known as a "swadge". When this happens, the flonker must drink the contents of an ale-filled "gazunder" before the wet dwile has passed from hand to hand along the line of girters chanting the ceremonial mantra of "pot pot pot". "
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