Twice today I choked on my drink cuz it went down the wrong tube. It's so dumb that humans have their air tube right next to the food tube. Why can't my air tube be on top of my head like a dolphin?

Because land mammals can redirect breathing to the mouth for extra cooling. Humans kept the obsolete design after developing our liquid cooling system because it's a bitch to redesign this far in the development cycle.

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