My daughter is now capable of giving herself a bath! But she only does it as long as I play the role of the germs. I talk in a "germ voice" and act out the germs begging her not to kill them with soap and then screaming in agony when she rubs soap on herself. She loves it. Doing the germ voice kind of hurts my throat after a while, but as long as it gets her to clean herself...

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